95 Problems
🎨 Artist's Note
Some moments in history changed the world with a hammer and a handful of pages.
"95 Problems" is a playful tribute to Martin Luther's Ninety-Five Theses, the document traditionally associated with the beginning of the Protestant Reformation. Whether or not they were literally nailed to the church door in Wittenberg, Luther's challenge to the theological debates of his day forever changed the course of Christian history and continues to shape Lutheran identity more than five centuries later.
Featuring the historic church door that has become an enduring symbol of the Reformation, this design blends academic wit with genuine appreciation for one of Christianity's most influential events. It's an inside joke that historians, seminarians, pastors, and Lutherans immediately recognize while honoring a tradition deeply rooted in Scripture, grace, and faithful theological reflection.
Whether you're shopping for yourself, your pastor, a seminary student, a church history enthusiast, or the lifelong Lutheran who appreciates clever Reformation humor, this shirt is designed to spark conversations while celebrating the enduring legacy of Martin Luther, the Reformation, and the pursuit of biblical truth.
✨ Product Details
- Premium 100% ring-spun U.S. cotton for exceptional softness and comfort
- Garment-dyed for a rich, lived-in color and vintage character
- Heavyweight fabric with a relaxed fit suitable for everyday wear
- Double-needle stitching for lasting durability
- Tubular construction without side seams for a cleaner drape
- Available in sizes S–3XL
- Sewn-in label for added comfort
🧺 Care Instructions
- Machine wash cold (maximum 30°C / 90°F)
- Tumble dry on low heat
- Do not bleach
- Iron, steam, or dry on low heat
- Do not dry clean
❤️ About Aletheion Studio
At Aletheion Studio, we create artwork inspired by the timeless beauty of Scripture, biblical history, ancient manuscripts, and the Christian faith. Every design is thoughtfully crafted to encourage meaningful conversations while celebrating the rich heritage of God's Word through premium, faith-inspired products.
📢 AI Disclosure
This product includes AI-generated and/or AI-assisted content that has been reviewed, edited, curated, and finalized by Aletheion Studio. Every design receives human creative direction, refinement, and quality review before being offered for sale.
